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Conjugation & Caring. Or What I Learned in French Class

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To learn is to dream

My new routine is both intimidating and invigorating. At 6:30 am I arise to a dark room and brumal chill. I shower, I apply make-up, and carefully select the day’s wears. I make coffee and pack my Rosie the Riveter lunch box. I walk down the big hill and around the bend to my car and then I drive to school.

I’m back in first grade.

Or full-immersion French for immigrants, held five days a week in class 302.

The students’ names are tapped to the desks: Gloria, Mimosa, Hiroma, Yuka, Amande. Wonderful names with soft rolling Rs and whispered Ms.

The days of the week and months are spelled out on construction-paper and hung to the board. Flashcards with pictures of books, cake, cats, and more trim the ceiling.

We  practice the alphabet and play Bingo and Memory. When we leave class, we put our chairs on the desks. I expect to play the French-version of “Heads Up, 7Up.”

Every day, my mind floods with memories of how I struggled cutting Christmas trees into construction paper (I’m lefty), the putrid smell of the orange powder Janitor Bob used to cover up throw-up, and the smell of new books and pencils.

I’m brought back to the adoration I had for my teachers, especially Mrs. Hubert, the one who first unlocked my language; the one who taught me to read, write, and imagine.

We're all human. We're all alike.

The most heartwarming part of this process is the camaraderie of the classmates. There are only two other Anglos in class. Some speak Spanish, some Japanese, one speaks Armenian. And yet we communicate. We help each other understand through hand motions and broken French. We share gummy bears, stories from our native countries, and our favorite sports teams and musicians.

It’s that magical time early in life when your only mission is to observe and absorb. Before everyone got mean and jaded and before all the kids started competing for grades, boyfriends, best friends. It’s sharing and caring. The good stuff. The stuff in our genetic make-up; the stuff that makes us human.

I found the fountain of youth in an immersion French class for Canadian immigrants. Who knew?


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Surviving the Weird & Wonderful Winter Carnival

Confession: I’m terrified of Bonhomme Carnaval.

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Bonhomme: Terrifying anglos since 1954

He’s the official greeter of Quebec’s Winter Carnival, which started last weekend.

Crowds of singing drunks fill the streets. There’s an ice sculpture contest, a glittering ice hotel, cocoa served out of ice mugs at the glittering ice hotel, an ice palace, ice skating, a canoe race across the icy St. Lawrence.

Here’s how I plan to survive my new city’s weird and wonderful winter festival:

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These Boots Are Made for Walking… And Killing People

It’s nearly impossible to look attractive in subzero temperatures. Hair: frizzy. Nose: drippy. Skin: scaly. Most days, I can’t tell the difference between a wind-whipped old man and a young, comely woman.

No offense to passer-byers. I can’t see anything but a strip of eyes.

Some girls pull it off: furry hood, knee-length boots, adorable mittens, and all. Not me.

New Ugly Boots

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Elwood checking out the new boots

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Five Things to Consider Before You Expat

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So is it all worth it? Absolutely.

Julia Roberts made it look so easy in Eat, Pray, Love. One day, she puts all of her belongings into storage. And the next, she’s zipping through Rome on the back of a Vespa.

Pffftt.

My expat status is only two weeks old. And I can already tell you it doesn’t work that way. Continue reading


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Leaps and Bounds

In January, 2011 my husband and I stored or sold our worldly possessions, crammed six stuffed plastic tubs into our CRV, and drove over 3, 000 miles from Seattle to Quebec City, Canada.

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The open road. Somewhere in Wyoming

Not to go all ‘Oprah’ on you but…

I started this blog to inspire everyone to take giant leaps of faith or small, sure steps into the unknown. Whether it’s moving to a far-away land or starting your own business or writing the very first pages of a novel, I’m hoping you do it. I say that swaddled in a blanket, my dog curled on my lap, the weather a balmy negative 20-something outside.

It’s days like this, when the wind is too fierce to leave the couch, when the language barrier makes a simple thing like ordering a cup of coffee or buying a phone seem really difficult that I wonder what the hell I’m doing here.

And then I remind myself: uncomfortable moments make you grow.

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Scenes from a car window: Tim Burton trees.

I can’t live the “linear life.” I’ve never once believed in a straight route from A to B to C. I believe in taking chances, jumping off cliffs (literally and figuratively), listening to the little voice inside my head that wants more than the old work-home-kids-work-home-kids-work-home routine.

When we’re little, we believe that we could be anything: butterflies, mountain climbers, professional equestrians, painters, poets, scientists. Year by year, that confidence washes away and we’re stuck imagining what life could’ve been.

I always longed to live abroad.  I just turned thirty and it was still lingering on the crumpled bucket list I wrote in college. The one my husband found and read to me when the packing, the goodbyes, and the to-dos left me in a sobbing, exhausted pile on the living room floor.

Actual items from an old bucket list:

“Get paid to write.” Oh how I loved the moment when he read this back to me. I’ve been a copywriter for years now. When I scrawled that on paper, probably while lying in my dorm-room bunk bed, it seemed like such a distant dream.

Learn to hanglide,” I think that one is going to stay put.

Live in a city.” Seattle counts!

Learn another language.” French classes start on Monday

Live in another country.” Done and done.

When the opportunity came to live abroad, we took it. I have a clear vision of myself kicking my own butt years from now, gray-haired and unhappy because I was the girl who could’ve lived in Quebec, who could’ve learned French, who could’ve….and didn’t.

So I did.